Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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