he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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