You smell like stripper and shame
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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