the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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