Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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