Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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