Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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