You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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