You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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