Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess

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(904): View more from Florida

You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.

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(630): View more from Illinois

She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever

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(402): View more from Nebraska

We're going to catch a squirrel this summer

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work

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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons

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(303): View more from Colorado

My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.

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