so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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