At least make sure they are 18
Why
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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