you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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