Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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