is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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