His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?