"it" just moved
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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