sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
