I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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