does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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