Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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