They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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