You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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