I'm so fucking centered right now
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize