the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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