I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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