she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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