would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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