just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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