Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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