This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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