Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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