My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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