Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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