I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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