dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
And then he peed in my hair
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Randomize