I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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