His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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