There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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