in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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