It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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