Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
What a dumb baby whore.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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