3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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