So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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