He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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