I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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