I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Someone came in the potted fern
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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