No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Randomize
