"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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