Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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