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  Ben's a prick.

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  What Ben are you talking about?

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  All the bens across all the lands

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• (432): View more from Texas

  My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT

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• (619): View more from California

  you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.

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  It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.

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  What? How can you say that? You won!

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor

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