My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize
