The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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