Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I need moral support for this bender
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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