I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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