what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
The feeling are messing with the penis
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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