After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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