Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
one might say we're banned from that church
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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