Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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